Here are two things I’m really enjoying about living in the US, and in NYC in particular: weekends and magazines.

Weekends I spend much of outside, in either Riverside Park (7 minutes to the West) or Central Park (10 minutes to the East). There are free concerts, friendly dog runs, awesome rain-by-the-Hudson (punctuated with a few soaked runners), bright sunshine – and it goes on and on like that for 48 hours. The best part is Saturday night: a relaxing, “we’ve still got one more day” time. By the time Monday morning rolls around, it feels like I’ve been out of the office forever.

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And then there are the magazines. Not being an international subscriber makes all kinds of magazines affordable. For $5-$10/year, I can get more monthlies than I can consume in a month. Just today, I consumed ForbesLife (the style issue) and Popular Mechanics (the self-reliance issue), before moving on to gulp down another 100 pages of the brick that is Shantaram. I learned new things:

About men’s fashion:

  • Businessmen have Zipcar-like private jet arrangements, which they rent by the hour; travel by private jet is a lot faster than travel by commercial airline.
  • Flannel is an okay fabric for suits – as long as it’s “charcoal-blue,” not gray.
  • Wristwatches are THE accessory for men who live in luxury.
  • Officially, Bauhaus was born and died with the Weimar Republic, but like many great artists the movement matured and rose to acclaim posthumously. Bauhaus encompasses not just the old-school simple white buildings in Tel Aviv; it is also responsible for some high-profile metal-and-glass “boxes” skyscrapers in Manhattan.
  • Aston Martins weren’t profitable until 2005 (they were first made in 1913… that’s a long time to be losing money).
  • Purple blazers are in. For men.
  • You know that weird shoe style in which the tongue folds over with little buckles? Well, that thing is called a “monk strap” (the style originated among friars).

About survival:

  • You can purchase a firefighter’s suit and equipment online, and use them to – yes – put out fires, say, near your own home.
  • If a hurricane or tornado is on its way, clear your neighborhood free of large debris (lawn equipment, planters, etc) that could become dangerous if thrown around in a storm.
  • Keep a CB radio handy. It’s more dependable than a cell phone in times of emergency.
  • GE is dredging the Hudson River for toxic sludge it put there 30+ years ago; it will bury the waste underground in Texas. (Yes, unrelated to survival, but it was in the same issue.)
  • You can charge a cellphone battery using only a battery pack, a paperclip and some alligator clips. You can do the same with your laptop, but it’s not recommended.
  • Using leftover cooking grease from an upscale restaurant, you can make your own biofuel at home. All the details are given, but the highly-flammable and time-consuming project is not recommended…
  • Danica Patrick needs a better constumer – her ad for antifreeze, she is wearing absolutely terrible lipstick and looks like a man when she needn’t.
  • Beer is good currency after a disaster, when money can be pretty useless.
  • If you’re low on oil, add some water. The oil will float to the top…

And last, a word:

magniloquent

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